BANNO- Banarjee sir.....waise inka 4 me ek ladies tailor ke dukaan bhi hai...maine inse ghamaa khaayaa hua hai.......'ye ho ho kya hai re?'....ye to sab ko yaad hoga hi.......
DC-Deepak chaudhry- ye saalaa tauliaa me tuition padhaa ke khoob paisa kamaayaaa.....some interesting comments by/about him:- 'r u sitting or shitting deepak'- by madhushree....'jusht ij the white with black dots'- by me coz i caught him peeping somewhere.....'karne se jyaadaa majaa karwaane me aataa hai(with r pronounced as hindi waalaa rd)'-during one of the science congress sessions....
AD-anita das.....inko salary bekaar ka miltaa thaa.....saaraa question aur concept jutte sehi poochti thi........
Nagraj-Tigga.......ye naam pataa nahi ise kisne diyaa par hai jabardast........isne ek baar kisi ko 360 degree ghuma diya thaa............aur ek baar pankhaa butaane/jalaane ke jurm me kisi ko galchatti jamaayaa thaa.abhiyukt apne aap ko pehchaante hi honge......
Chaunkaa daal-Jeffeory.......isne ek baar daadhi mooch ko boundary wall jump karte pakad liya thaa.......aur ek baar assembly me chacha ko ghamaa jamaayaa thaa.....
Belu-U.K.Jha......ye saalaa bahut chutiaa teacher thaa be.....ek baar isne tanmay mutraa ko chchakkaa keh diya thaa jis par cbi ne bawaal kar diya thaa......
Pattu- Patnaik bhosdiwaalaa...........'why loaf?'....'i have 2 daughters and both are girls'....
Mohnaa/bilaaouj........Mohan Ajaad......ye saalaa school me sleeveless blouse pahin ke aataa thaa....bachcha log ko bolta thaa ki wo tulsi pattaa kha khaakar amar ho gaya hai.....'moneetrej, bring their diareej'......'father give him tc'........'both of u three come here'....
Shuklaa ji.........inko ek baar simran ne jhaadi me mutte hue dekh liyaa thaa.....aur phir school me sabko renact karke bataayaa thaa........inkaa famous dialouge.....'beta bada kamina ho gaya hai'.........inke baare me bahut kuch hai likhne ko par jagah kam hai........
Popli- ye apne school ki sabse maal teacher........iske baare me famous thaa ki ye bokaro club me 2 piece me swimming kartee thi.......humlog iske ghar ke aage peeche chakkar lagaayaa karte the to bolti thi ki i saw some rowdies from my class outside my house.........
Cherian- ek baar budhwaa saalaa road par kisi ko cherian samajh kar bhaagte bhaagte gali par chalaa gayaa thaa..........
Asmanjaa- Asmanjas Sarkaar........'mota moti theek to'........ye saalaa apne tuition me question leek kartaa thaa........
ye to kuch hi teachers hai apne school ke.........
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DC---- iske anusar REFRACTION ka DEFn.....
JUST IS THE LIGHT PASSES THROUGH THE MEDIUM AND DEVIATES THE REFRACTION OCCURS....
TIGGA ----- inke baal bilkul nagraj ke baalon ki tarah ghume hue the....
Fr Geoff urf CHOUNKA DAL --- football tournament hota hai middle school me...usme player sab ke saath khana kha raha tha ...to poochhne laga...aye ye chounka dal laao....
TAPAN/TAUFAN ADITYA ---- "AYE HALLA ".....YE INKA FAMOUS DIALOGUE THA....SHAADI KARNE PAR SAB ISSE TREAT MAANGNE LAGA TO BLACKBOARD PE LIKH DIYA THA....COME TO MY HOME ---PLOT NO. 56 (YA JO BHI THA)
AUR SABKO DHAMKI BHI DETA THA "DAANT TOD DENGE".....
MOHANA KA ASLI NAAM THHA MOHAN JADAV...SALA NAAM BADAL LIYA.....INKA FAMOUS DIALOGUE HAI...STUDENTS PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND PUT YOUR FINGER ON YOUR LIPS....AB SOCHO BHALA DONO EK SAATH KAISE HO SAKTA HAI
AK JHA--fav dialogue..ka re suar sab....ye sala apne school ke footer and crickeet team ka manager bhi tha..field me ek baar khiladi ko bola jo dheere daud raha tha..saala pet me bacha hai kya re?...sala paisa khane me 1 no. tha ...humara saara refreshment ka paisa kha ke hume ..samosa jilebi khilata tha lunch me...aur paisa ka gutkha chaba jaata tha...
MEHROTRA MISS--std 10 ke partry me jo huddang machye uske baad hum log ke paas aake indirectly bolti thi....ki rickshawallahs,tangawallaz,rowdies,hoooligans,,......
inke fav word mockery jo baad me inka nick pad gaya...
MURGI--std 10 me ,maths padhata tha hume...saala jutte 5 min me saara sawal karke muh takne lagta tha murgi ka..iska kahani to dagdar hai rape rup se bhara hua...
BELU--std 9 me jutte se jabardasti extempour! bolwana chaha jutte bhi ad gaya ki naa bolna hai...
phir sala gussa gay aur bola ki father principal se bolunga ki aise chatra ko skool se nikal de...
jutte ka churki pakad ke ghooma diya tha..tab jutte stage pe jaake gaali deke bola extempore...
360degree wala to sabko yaad hi hai....jo tigga ghooma ke diya tha...chacha shree ko..jo tank jhaank me busy tthe...
ek baar sharadwa ko bhi bacha ke diya tyha...bola ki humko ghoor kahe raha tha...isi baat par diya ghooma ke mukke mukka :)
sala mehrotra ko kuchh nahi aata thha padhane ke liye .....sala poora merchant of venice khali 2-4 shabd me padha di......stubborn obdurate....
std 9/a ka ek aur kaand thha ki HELPAGE INDIA wala sab aaya tha paisa collect karne to fuffa sala sabse 5p, 10p ,20p aise collect kar ke kisi tarah 10-15 rupaya jama kiya...sala ee dekh ke michelle jonston senti ho gayi....fuffa ko jam ke gariyayi...fir mehrotra bhi aake joshiya ke bolne lagi .....U R MAKIN A MOCKERY OF OLD AGE.....
aur uska naam hi pad gaya MOCKERY
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