science congress ke kaand extended version

hum log non conventional sources of energy par project bana rahe the....sala iske liye pahle kuchh written submit karna thha ....to hum aur paria geography book aur kisi science book se chhap ke thhoda apne words me lik diye.....
sala sun rahe thhe ki ankitwa koi bakchod type ka kuchh naya aawishkar kar raha hai....humlog ko laga ki apna kuchh khaas chanas nahi hai.....par pata chala ki sab teacher ko humlog ka pilan pasand aaya hai......
aur hum log ka abhiyan shuru ho gaya.....is dauran ek baar koi complain kiya ki humlog bunk kar ke ghumte rahte hain to humlog bole ki thhoda der ke liye high jump practice kar rahe thhhe.....to michelle jonston chacha ko gariyayi ki WHAT WERE YOU DOING ....DEEP JUMP EMPTYING THE PIT...sala bahut ghor beizzati ki.......
humlog ka hardware ENGINEER paria tha....pata nahi kya banaye thhe sala motor utor lagaya thha paria aur kuchh concept tha ki pani well se nikal ke aisa hi kuchh thha...are paria is ko CLARIFY KARNA ...YA JISKO BHI YAAD HO......sala must carpentry bhi dikhaya thha.....
is dauran humlogon ne socha ki research kar liya jaye...bahut chij soche the banane ke baare me....jaise ki solar cell ko dikhana kaise solar energy ko elect energy me convert karta hai aur concave mirror use kar ke light energy focus kar ke pani garam kar ke steam turbine chalana......(chhota model in sabka)....
sala plasticene ...torch ka bulb...battery holder....file....aur bhibahut kuchh kharide thhe....
sala HAKWA BHONSRI KUCHH KAAM KA NAHI THHA sala pata nahi kya kya idea deta rahta thha ...sala SCIENCE MAGAZINE ME NIKALA THHA KUCHH KI HARA PATA SE KUCHH ENERGY NIKALNE KA EXP .....SALA PHY LAB GAYE WAHAN KUCHH BHI NAHI HUA.....pata nahi kkya ho raha thha kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha thha....
sala isi bich battery tod ke usse Zn plate nikalna tha.....sala isi me haath me carbon lag gaya aur budhwa haathh dho ke phy lab ka tauliya me pochh diya....is baat pe baldeo fuffa gariyaya budhwa ko aur ghor insult kiya.....
sala haka humlog ko kaun kaun saa bachha ka exp wala kitab dikhate rahta thha aur kuchh kuchh idea dete rahta thha...sala kuchh samajh aata thha nahi....kyabolta thha.....DC ya sala humlog ka guide type kuchh bana thha...BOLTA HAI PADIVED KADNA AASAN HAI PAR KADWANA BAHUT MUSKIL HAI...
sala humlog ka 1st semester aa gaya ...pahle science congress ka date dusserah ka chhutti ke baad thha par kisi karan se prepone ho gaya....TO HUMLOG SE KAHA GAYA KI AGAR HUMLOG KHUD JANA CHAHTE HAIN TO JA SAKTE HAIN PAR SCHOOL NAHI LE JAAYEGA...KYUNKI CHHUTTI KE BICH PAD RAHA THA...
humlog kaun sa man thha.....sala sab saaman bhi baante aur paisa bhi mil gaya wapa....budhwa ko file aur torch ka bulb mila....shankarwa ko plasticene...humko battery holder ....sala abhi bhi wo battery holder mere pas pada hua hai......
haan to science congress ke liye humlog plan banate thhe ki sat sun ko city park me milenge wahan mil ke saala discuss kya karenge sab ek doosre ka mazak udate rahta thha.....ek baar sab log bokaro library gaye...BUDHWA KO AAGE KAR DIYE HUMLOG CHALAKI KAR KE...BUDHWA SHARMA RAHA THA....SALA JO LIBRARIAN THI POOCHHI KIS SCHOOL KE HO....TAB BUDHWA KA INSULT KAR KE BOLI KI HAMARE BACHCHE BHI ST XAVIERS ME PADHE HAIN WAHAN KE BACHCHE ITNE UNSMART TO NAHI HOTE.....hum,log budhwa ka khub mazak udaye.....
ek aur kaand hai....sala science congress me biogas kaisa bana sakte hain iska bhi exp karna thha....sala budhwa to kaam saunpa gaya gobar lane ka ...kyunki uske ghar ke bagal me khatal hai.....doosre din budhwa gobar le aaya aur saara class mahka diya ...sab usko gariya raha thha.....
fir humlog ko ek jo jangli paudha har jagah ug jaata hai...jiska white fool hota hai....uska fool tod ke lana thha.....biology lab me humlog sab material jama kar rahe thhe.....budhwa ka fir insult hua ...wo poora paudha hi ukhad ke le aaya tha...VIRENDRA (BIO LAB ASSISTANT) USKA MAZAK UDA DIYA KI KOI COMMON SENSE NAHI HAI.....
lab assistant ke dwara budhwa se jyada kisi ka insult nahi hua hoga......
FIR HUM LOG CHEM LAB GAYE HEAT KARNE FLAST ME ...SALA CONICAL FLASK AUR TRIPOD STAND LIYE GHANTA BHAR HEAT KIYE PAR GOBAR GAS NAHI BANA.....ye bhi exp fail ho gaya....
PAR YAAR SCIENCE CONGRESS KA TAIYARI BADA MAZEDAAR RAHA .....ab yaad karte hain to bahuut mazza aata haito aise hamara science congress ka mission abandon ho gaya....