famous dialogues

mitchell kahan rahti hai be?? ----- apne ghar me
kisi joke pe hansi nahi aaya to ---- kal hasenge ya ... ek week baad hasenge
galti se mistake ho gaya
abe sala u to drink kar ke piye hue thha (budhwa special)
sala coffe jab hai to koi bhi pi sakta hai na ho tab jo pi ke dikhaye wo bazzigar hai (mausa special)
aise mausa to bahut deadly ho gaya thha ek samay jab uske muh kholte hi ant shant nikalne lagta thha.....

naya kand

school ke to bahut kaaand likh diya ...bahut kuch to yaad nahi aa raaha hai..idhar college ka ek kand hai..1st yr me abhi aaye hue 2 mahina bhi na hu tha..josh charha aur gaye ghoomne kolkata..3 ghnante lagta hai local se..6 jan gaye the...ek dost tha jo kolkata ka idea hone ka confidence dikha raha thaa...to pehle mobile ke dukan pocha gay to wo bola ki barra bazar me milega...gaye wahan..sala barra bazar nikla hatia type...chawal,dal,taraju,bora,gitti bas yehi sab dikha...1 ghnate chalne ke baad pata chala yeha kuch na milta hai..phir..kisi tarh idhar udhar ghoome ....fir aquatica gaye..wahan se chale mangal pandey dekhne...lekin chaddi koi naa pehna tha..sab bhig gaya tha..ticket mila ek dam pehla row me beech me..poora push back karke...dekhna pad raha tha..jab gaana aye wari wari aur ek do scene dikhaya to sabka tanakne laga..kisi tarah dab dub ke bithe aur movie poora kiye....11baj gaya tha raat ka...jaldi jaldi howrah pahunche..11:30 me gaye...poccha kharagpu r ki rain hai to bola abhi nikal gayi..thik hai agla kab hai..bola 2:30 baje subah..gand phat gaya..zro ka neend aa raha tha...aur jagah naa tha..kisi tarah 2 -3 chair pe let gaye..sab halka halka so rahethe..jab train aayi to platform pe 20 log bhi naa honge humlog soche ki khali dabba me baithenge...to jaldi jaldi daud ke ek bogey me sab ghush gaye...trian chal di..sab so gaye aaram se...
achanak se ek dost ne uthaya..dekhe ki sab jag gaya hai...aur ye saala sipahi log se baat kar raha ahi...jab poocha to pata chala ki ye ladiez bogey hai....ab sala hasi aa raah tha..ek bhi ladies naa thi..wahan...sipahi bhosdiwalal rs 100 per head mange...paisa to tha lekin dene ka mann naa tha...wo log sirf bangla samjhe...to humlog ussi dost ko baat karne bheje wo bangla janta tha...
...hum log bole ki hum log iit kharagpur me padhte hain..to sala naame nahi suna tha..ek doosre se baat karne laga ..fir poocha ki iti me?...haste haste halat kharab ho gaya...kisi tarah chup hue..hum bole ki nahi denge itna bola ki 300 do total..fir bhi mann nahi kar raha tha...ab bola ki tab railway police chauki me leke jayega....saala gand phatne laga..bole dost ko ki 200 deke tarka de...phir 200 diye aur agle station pe...doosre bogey me gaye to dekhe ki wo bi poora khali tha...phir 5 baje subah pahunche kgp..aur di bhar sute...


haan ek int development hai....budhwa ka bhai orkut pe machaye hue hai..abhi dekha to uske schooll ki poorani maal sara khan dikha mast romantice baat kar raha tha...
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arre chutiyon....bahut josiaa ke suru kiya gaya tha ye blog par ab saala isme koi kuch nahi likhtaa hai......agar past yaad nahi aataa hai jyaada to abhi ka kuch likho par kuch likho......abhi sab kia kar raha hai.......kahaan hai.......kuch naya kaand und........kuch bhi likho saalon.........

fufaa special.....

fufaa=ishpatt=i i i...originally mukul baxla, asli naam shayad sabko yaad hoga :)
fufa ke jeevan me bhi kaand ka bharmaar laga hua hai..
std 8 me usse thik se jaan aki wo kya bala hai ...class khatam hone ke baad table todta tha..cupboard kabad deta tha...isi me mazzaa aata tha usse....
std 9 me usse koi poem recite karna tha..(ek aur baat fufa ka hindi angrezi sab barabar tha..matlab ki samjh me naa aane waala..) english ka mitchelle miss samne khadi thi taaki thik se bole...fufa chaloo hua2 line bola kissi ko kuch ka samjh me aaya...fir bola aur miss ke muh pe thukna chaloo kiya ....miss to waha se kat li aur fufa ko baitha di....
ek aur baat fufa ka naam junglii bhi hai..
ek baar games period me bali,hum ,fufa aur bhi koi gawah tha kya.shayad shankar tha...tigga ke office ke pass me ped ke neeche baithe the...bali fufa ke saath mazak kar diya aur uska shorts ko kheech ke neeche sarka diya...fufa thehra jungli...tempo me aa gaya...sala poora pant khol ke angpardarshan karne laga...pahunch gaya tigga...mukulwa ko dekha aur bola aii aii mukul ...hmm hmm give u one..sala kuch bhi poora nahi bola...humlog ko laga kahin sala tigga ko bhi na dikha de apna kariya kariya...phir tigga daudaya usko....
sabse mast kand to std 10 me hua tha..mehrotra miss thi eng teacher....(phir eng aaya :))
wo class me kuch kuch funda de rahi thi yad to nahi ki kya padha rahi thi us din...lekin humlog kuch nahi sun rahe the..hum the ,jutte,zia 10 b.
bas sunai diya ki boli LIFE IS PRECIOUS TO EVERYONE.....
thodi der baad fufa ka awaaz sunai de raha hi ..kuch kuch latpata ke bol rah hai...
pehle bola no misssss i jump from tress....ask my friend parived....le laura...miss mere sse poochi humko kya pata ki kaha se kooda hai..bol diye yes madam...phir hum log muh chupa ke hasne lage...ab debate chaloo ho gaya miss apne stand pe ki life is...fufa ki nahii....ab fufaa ka examples sunie....i jump from tress.....my handle is looj..my breakes fail..ambassador...dhakka...hospitall..i die ....my father mother cry..(rhyming dekha)...hum log hus hus ke pagal hue jaa rahe the..fufa ka chehra ek baar dekh leta us samay rona rona ho gaya tha....miss bhi psyche ho gayi thi...haar maan ke fufa ji ko baitha di....
ek baat aur...fufa ka ghar 6 me tha..lekin wo apne saath chuutii ke baad nikal leta tha...jo ki opp dir me tha...cycle pe...wahi break fail wala.loj wala ..:) 3-4 km tak apna sabka ghar aajata tha ...sab apne ghar me chale gaye ...fufa nikal gaya station..school se 10 kmse bhi door uske ghar se 12 km ke aas pass...station se pehle pata nahi kya choo ke wapas aata tha....ye baat april may ka hgai shayd....

science congress ke kaand extended version

hum log non conventional sources of energy par project bana rahe the....sala iske liye pahle kuchh written submit karna thha ....to hum aur paria geography book aur kisi science book se chhap ke thhoda apne words me lik diye.....
sala sun rahe thhe ki ankitwa koi bakchod type ka kuchh naya aawishkar kar raha hai....humlog ko laga ki apna kuchh khaas chanas nahi hai.....par pata chala ki sab teacher ko humlog ka pilan pasand aaya hai......
aur hum log ka abhiyan shuru ho gaya.....is dauran ek baar koi complain kiya ki humlog bunk kar ke ghumte rahte hain to humlog bole ki thhoda der ke liye high jump practice kar rahe thhhe.....to michelle jonston chacha ko gariyayi ki WHAT WERE YOU DOING ....DEEP JUMP EMPTYING THE PIT...sala bahut ghor beizzati ki.......
humlog ka hardware ENGINEER paria tha....pata nahi kya banaye thhe sala motor utor lagaya thha paria aur kuchh concept tha ki pani well se nikal ke aisa hi kuchh thha...are paria is ko CLARIFY KARNA ...YA JISKO BHI YAAD HO......sala must carpentry bhi dikhaya thha.....
is dauran humlogon ne socha ki research kar liya jaye...bahut chij soche the banane ke baare me....jaise ki solar cell ko dikhana kaise solar energy ko elect energy me convert karta hai aur concave mirror use kar ke light energy focus kar ke pani garam kar ke steam turbine chalana......(chhota model in sabka)....
sala plasticene ...torch ka bulb...battery holder....file....aur bhibahut kuchh kharide thhe....
sala HAKWA BHONSRI KUCHH KAAM KA NAHI THHA sala pata nahi kya kya idea deta rahta thha ...sala SCIENCE MAGAZINE ME NIKALA THHA KUCHH KI HARA PATA SE KUCHH ENERGY NIKALNE KA EXP .....SALA PHY LAB GAYE WAHAN KUCHH BHI NAHI HUA.....pata nahi kkya ho raha thha kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha thha....
sala isi bich battery tod ke usse Zn plate nikalna tha.....sala isi me haath me carbon lag gaya aur budhwa haathh dho ke phy lab ka tauliya me pochh diya....is baat pe baldeo fuffa gariyaya budhwa ko aur ghor insult kiya.....
sala haka humlog ko kaun kaun saa bachha ka exp wala kitab dikhate rahta thha aur kuchh kuchh idea dete rahta thha...sala kuchh samajh aata thha nahi....kyabolta thha.....DC ya sala humlog ka guide type kuchh bana thha...BOLTA HAI PADIVED KADNA AASAN HAI PAR KADWANA BAHUT MUSKIL HAI...
sala humlog ka 1st semester aa gaya ...pahle science congress ka date dusserah ka chhutti ke baad thha par kisi karan se prepone ho gaya....TO HUMLOG SE KAHA GAYA KI AGAR HUMLOG KHUD JANA CHAHTE HAIN TO JA SAKTE HAIN PAR SCHOOL NAHI LE JAAYEGA...KYUNKI CHHUTTI KE BICH PAD RAHA THA...
humlog kaun sa man thha.....sala sab saaman bhi baante aur paisa bhi mil gaya wapa....budhwa ko file aur torch ka bulb mila....shankarwa ko plasticene...humko battery holder ....sala abhi bhi wo battery holder mere pas pada hua hai......
haan to science congress ke liye humlog plan banate thhe ki sat sun ko city park me milenge wahan mil ke saala discuss kya karenge sab ek doosre ka mazak udate rahta thha.....ek baar sab log bokaro library gaye...BUDHWA KO AAGE KAR DIYE HUMLOG CHALAKI KAR KE...BUDHWA SHARMA RAHA THA....SALA JO LIBRARIAN THI POOCHHI KIS SCHOOL KE HO....TAB BUDHWA KA INSULT KAR KE BOLI KI HAMARE BACHCHE BHI ST XAVIERS ME PADHE HAIN WAHAN KE BACHCHE ITNE UNSMART TO NAHI HOTE.....hum,log budhwa ka khub mazak udaye.....
ek aur kaand hai....sala science congress me biogas kaisa bana sakte hain iska bhi exp karna thha....sala budhwa to kaam saunpa gaya gobar lane ka ...kyunki uske ghar ke bagal me khatal hai.....doosre din budhwa gobar le aaya aur saara class mahka diya ...sab usko gariya raha thha.....
fir humlog ko ek jo jangli paudha har jagah ug jaata hai...jiska white fool hota hai....uska fool tod ke lana thha.....biology lab me humlog sab material jama kar rahe thhe.....budhwa ka fir insult hua ...wo poora paudha hi ukhad ke le aaya tha...VIRENDRA (BIO LAB ASSISTANT) USKA MAZAK UDA DIYA KI KOI COMMON SENSE NAHI HAI.....
lab assistant ke dwara budhwa se jyada kisi ka insult nahi hua hoga......
FIR HUM LOG CHEM LAB GAYE HEAT KARNE FLAST ME ...SALA CONICAL FLASK AUR TRIPOD STAND LIYE GHANTA BHAR HEAT KIYE PAR GOBAR GAS NAHI BANA.....ye bhi exp fail ho gaya....
PAR YAAR SCIENCE CONGRESS KA TAIYARI BADA MAZEDAAR RAHA .....ab yaad karte hain to bahuut mazza aata haito aise hamara science congress ka mission abandon ho gaya....

9a science congress.......

aur yahi wo class thaa jis me science congress karne ki koshish ki thi.......humlog shaayaad kuch energy consevation kaa banaa rahe the...........pataa nahi ye cancel kyun ho gayaa thaa........par isi bahaane hamne thok bhaav me bunk maaraa thaa.........shuru me hisaab rakhte the ki kitna period bunke hain par baad me hisaab rakhnaa bhi mushkil ho gayaa thaa...........humlog meeting tme rakhte the.........budhwaa doosre section me thaa........meeting time me budhwaa humlog ko khojtaa aur paataa ki humlog library me sportstar padh rahe hain........khoob gariyaataa........phir is project ke liye humne khoob raw material khareedaa aur sabkaa jyaadaa bhaav ka raseed banvaa liyaa......baad me project nahi hua to paisa aur samaan sab apnaa ho gayaa........isi dauraan ek baar humlog bok lib gaye to wahaan ke librarian ne budhwaa ko bolaa ki kitnaa unsmart ladkaa hai........phir ek baar budhwaa physics lab me battery ko tod taad ke uskaa kaalikh taulia me poch diya to baldeo fufa gussa gayaa........to budhwaa usko sorry bolaa.......phir ek baar birendar chaa ne budhwaa ko jhaadi ukhaad ke laane ko bolaa bio gas banaane ke liye.......humlog ka bio gas kabhi nahi banaa........

some more of 9a

humlogo ne class me taali bajaane ka naya dhandhaa shuru kiya thaa.........bematlab ka taali bajaa do........ek din aise hi taali baj rahaa thaa ki belua ne robot ko taali bajaate hue pakad liya aur de ghumaa ke galchatti maaraa........ek aur baat is class ki.....is class me kisi ka tiffin surakchit nahi rehtaa thaa...........by the time it was time for the first break, a lot of people would find their tiffins empty.............phir lunch me hum log gadhaa peet khelaa karte the........to humlog ka ye tamaashaa dekhne ladki log bhi aayaa karti thi.........aur phir simranwaa tarah tarah ke kartab dikhaayaa kartaa thaa.....next post me science congress ke kuch kaand......