mausa std 11 se hamare saath rehne laga tha....shuru me to kuch bol na pata tha..jaha kuch bola ki turat koi na koi usse lapet leta tha...wo chup ho jaata tha...phir 11th ke ant me tempo me aa gaya..bola ki ab hum log bade ho gaye hain..ab gaali uli dena chahiye...ab bolne bhi laga tha..lekin baar baar slip of tongue..
ek bar kisi ko gussa ke bola ki sunai nahi deta kya?kaan ka PADRA phat gaya hai kya?
darjeeling ke trip pe uska jutta itna gamak reha tha ki sab pareshaan ho gaye the...humne uska jutaa bathroom me rakhwa diya...wo roz usme powder daalta ..ek baar machar maarne wala spray leke aaya tha ..wo bhi uske jutta me marwaya tha humne....
kisi ke sawal ke jawab me mausa bola ki ...maine to bathroom ko moja me phenk diya hai...
football khelte samay jab ball uske pair me lag ke bahar gayi to bola ki BALL MERE PAIR SE DUPLICATE (deflect) NAHI HUA HAI......
ek baar bali ki didi ke shaadi me to usne ultimate dialogue dlivery diya tha...
khane ke baad budhwa coffee peene gaya to coffee nahi tha ...wapas aaya budhwa...mausa suna to bola ki COFFEE REHNE PE TO KOI BHI PII LETA HAI..AR NAHI REHNE PAR JO COFFEE PII LE WO BAAZIGAR HOTA HAI...ye dialogue sun ke hum log mausa ko dialogue delivery ka god maanne lage hain...
NOTE:isi shaadi me budhwa kurta jhaad ke utra tha...paan khane ke baad poora josh me tha...hum log bakchodi kar rahe the ...achanak se budhwa bhi kuch bolne ko aaya aur hua kya?SAARA PAAN KA PIRKI APNA KURTA PE DAAL LIYA..humlog usko dekh kar 15 min tak haste rahe the.....
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