humlogon ko maths me ek project mila thha banane ke liye.....chatterjee sala hindi period me project ka kaam kar raha thha.......
belua pakad liya sale ko.....aur ulta haath se ek jhaap rasid diya.......
fir project wala file fadne ka koshish karne laga sala fatta kaise plastic ka tha....belua poora mehnat kiya par ....kewal mud hi paaya aur kuchh nahi.....
Belua ka ek aur kissa hai ki wo tanmay mitra(mutra)....ko shaktiman , chhakka panja aisa kukchh bol diya thha.....cbi(neha poddar) ko hajam nahi hua aur uska michelle johnston se complain kar di.....wo shayad kuchh boli hogi belua ko....wo sala senti ho gaya aur aankh lal karke doosre din class me aake sabko daanta.......
EK BAHUT BADA KAAND HUA THA JISSE CHATTERJEE BAHUT FAMOUS HO GAYA ........AUR USKA NAAM PAD GAYA "PADAUDIYA".......
fete ke baad class me table kam ho gaya tha to.....hum log 5-7 log 2 table jod ke uske charo or baithe hue the.....shayad eng ka class chal raha tha.....tabhi jor ka awaz aaya aur badbu bhi......chatterjee bolta hai ki table ka awaz hai.....sala humlog ko boka bana raha tha.....par pratyakcha ko pramana kya......sala pakda gaya aur sala padaudi ke naam se badnam ho gaya......
ek bada chutiya teacher thha banno sala bahut bakchodi me rahta thha.....sala coriolis force samjhane ke liye ball ko pankha pe maar diya thha.....aur aisa hi aur pata nahi kya kya karta tha.....sala map me bolta thha ki galat mark kiya hai.....aur 1mm displace kar ke bolta thha ki ye sahi posiion hai.......
sala hum log ka 1st chapter thha geography ka class 8 me planets par usme sabka orbital time period me kuchh min aur sec badal ke naya stats bana ke likhwa diya aur kahta hai ki .....I HAVE GOT THESE FIGURES FROM NASA......wo sala geography lab bhi banane ka wayeda kiya tha...sala aaj tak ek geo room bhi nahi bana hai......sala chutiya PT teacher se pata nahi kaise geo teacher ban gaya.....
class me hamesha hi kuchh na kuchh hote rahta tha.....
jaise inderpal ka benu khanna ke pass ja ke sat jana aur fir benu khanna ka usko ungli dika kar dur karna......
lunch me khel ke aane ke baad teachers se sunna ...you all sweating like pig.....
CHITRAMANI MISS KA ----- thanks to chlorine bolna........
CHERIAN ka poochhna do you want me to teach or not aur hum log ka bol dena .....NO MISS ......jab ki baaki section me sabka si ncerely biology padhna.....
9/A ke end me MICHELLE ko rula ke farewell dena......bahut student sabke life me ghusti thi....sala kiska affair kiske saathh hai janne me bahut interest thha usko.....humlog ko to l;agta thha ki DC iya usko line marta hai.....sala hamesha usse baat karte rahti thi......
koi ladka usko gariya diya thha uar wo shayad sun li thhi to usko bahut kharab laga.....to last dinon me saali CBI jakhm pe namak chhidak rahi thi ....ki miss plz tell what did that boy say to you....aur michelle emotional hoke rone lagi.....
....sala khalasi aur sattu ko bahut manti thhi.....shankarwa pe to fida thhia pata nahi kyun....sala jitna kam bhav deta thha utna hi manti thhi...sala humko to lagta hai shankarwa ko line deti thhi......
ek baar sala recitation test le rahi thhi.....shankarwa bada safai ke saath sala book se hi reading maar diya ....saala pakdata nahi par kuchh kamini janta hasne lagi aur sala michelle samajh gayi.......
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waise saalaa chatru kaa ek aur kand famous hai......ek baar wo cycle se jaa raha thaa aur logo ko bhaashan de rahaa thaa ki jiyo to shaan se jiyo and whatnot......itne me wo ek thelaa waale se takraayaa aur chaaro khaane chitt ho road par let gayaa......
are isi se yaad aaya ...ek baar ankitwa bhi bhains se takra gaya thha....sala naya ghadi pahan ke aaya thha us din
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