school ke to bahut kaaand likh diya ...bahut kuch to yaad nahi aa raaha hai..idhar college ka ek kand hai..1st yr me abhi aaye hue 2 mahina bhi na hu tha..josh charha aur gaye ghoomne kolkata..3 ghnante lagta hai local se..6 jan gaye the...ek dost tha jo kolkata ka idea hone ka confidence dikha raha thaa...to pehle mobile ke dukan pocha gay to wo bola ki barra bazar me milega...gaye wahan..sala barra bazar nikla hatia type...chawal,dal,taraju,bora,gitti bas yehi sab dikha...1 ghnate chalne ke baad pata chala yeha kuch na milta hai..phir..kisi tarh idhar udhar ghoome ....fir aquatica gaye..wahan se chale mangal pandey dekhne...lekin chaddi koi naa pehna tha..sab bhig gaya tha..ticket mila ek dam pehla row me beech me..poora push back karke...dekhna pad raha tha..jab gaana aye wari wari aur ek do scene dikhaya to sabka tanakne laga..kisi tarah dab dub ke bithe aur movie poora kiye....11baj gaya tha raat ka...jaldi jaldi howrah pahunche..11:30 me gaye...poccha kharagpu r ki rain hai to bola abhi nikal gayi..thik hai agla kab hai..bola 2:30 baje subah..gand phat gaya..zro ka neend aa raha tha...aur jagah naa tha..kisi tarah 2 -3 chair pe let gaye..sab halka halka so rahethe..jab train aayi to platform pe 20 log bhi naa honge humlog soche ki khali dabba me baithenge...to jaldi jaldi daud ke ek bogey me sab ghush gaye...trian chal di..sab so gaye aaram se...
achanak se ek dost ne uthaya..dekhe ki sab jag gaya hai...aur ye saala sipahi log se baat kar raha ahi...jab poocha to pata chala ki ye ladiez bogey hai....ab sala hasi aa raah tha..ek bhi ladies naa thi..wahan...sipahi bhosdiwalal rs 100 per head mange...paisa to tha lekin dene ka mann naa tha...wo log sirf bangla samjhe...to humlog ussi dost ko baat karne bheje wo bangla janta tha...
...hum log bole ki hum log iit kharagpur me padhte hain..to sala naame nahi suna tha..ek doosre se baat karne laga ..fir poocha ki iti me?...haste haste halat kharab ho gaya...kisi tarah chup hue..hum bole ki nahi denge itna bola ki 300 do total..fir bhi mann nahi kar raha tha...ab bola ki tab railway police chauki me leke jayega....saala gand phatne laga..bole dost ko ki 200 deke tarka de...phir 200 diye aur agle station pe...doosre bogey me gaye to dekhe ki wo bi poora khali tha...phir 5 baje subah pahunche kgp..aur di bhar sute...
haan ek int development hai....budhwa ka bhai orkut pe machaye hue hai..abhi dekha to uske schooll ki poorani maal sara khan dikha mast romantice baat kar raha tha...
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link dekna mast item hai..:)
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
Sunday, January 21, 2007
fufaa special.....
fufaa=ishpatt=i i i...originally mukul baxla, asli naam shayad sabko yaad hoga :)
fufa ke jeevan me bhi kaand ka bharmaar laga hua hai..
std 8 me usse thik se jaan aki wo kya bala hai ...class khatam hone ke baad table todta tha..cupboard kabad deta tha...isi me mazzaa aata tha usse....
std 9 me usse koi poem recite karna tha..(ek aur baat fufa ka hindi angrezi sab barabar tha..matlab ki samjh me naa aane waala..) english ka mitchelle miss samne khadi thi taaki thik se bole...fufa chaloo hua2 line bola kissi ko kuch ka samjh me aaya...fir bola aur miss ke muh pe thukna chaloo kiya ....miss to waha se kat li aur fufa ko baitha di....
ek aur baat fufa ka naam junglii bhi hai..
ek baar games period me bali,hum ,fufa aur bhi koi gawah tha kya.shayad shankar tha...tigga ke office ke pass me ped ke neeche baithe the...bali fufa ke saath mazak kar diya aur uska shorts ko kheech ke neeche sarka diya...fufa thehra jungli...tempo me aa gaya...sala poora pant khol ke angpardarshan karne laga...pahunch gaya tigga...mukulwa ko dekha aur bola aii aii mukul ...hmm hmm give u one..sala kuch bhi poora nahi bola...humlog ko laga kahin sala tigga ko bhi na dikha de apna kariya kariya...phir tigga daudaya usko....
sabse mast kand to std 10 me hua tha..mehrotra miss thi eng teacher....(phir eng aaya :))
wo class me kuch kuch funda de rahi thi yad to nahi ki kya padha rahi thi us din...lekin humlog kuch nahi sun rahe the..hum the ,jutte,zia 10 b.
bas sunai diya ki boli LIFE IS PRECIOUS TO EVERYONE.....
thodi der baad fufa ka awaaz sunai de raha hi ..kuch kuch latpata ke bol rah hai...
pehle bola no misssss i jump from tress....ask my friend parived....le laura...miss mere sse poochi humko kya pata ki kaha se kooda hai..bol diye yes madam...phir hum log muh chupa ke hasne lage...ab debate chaloo ho gaya miss apne stand pe ki life is...fufa ki nahii....ab fufaa ka examples sunie....i jump from tress.....my handle is looj..my breakes fail..ambassador...dhakka...hospitall..i die ....my father mother cry..(rhyming dekha)...hum log hus hus ke pagal hue jaa rahe the..fufa ka chehra ek baar dekh leta us samay rona rona ho gaya tha....miss bhi psyche ho gayi thi...haar maan ke fufa ji ko baitha di....
ek baat aur...fufa ka ghar 6 me tha..lekin wo apne saath chuutii ke baad nikal leta tha...jo ki opp dir me tha...cycle pe...wahi break fail wala.loj wala ..:) 3-4 km tak apna sabka ghar aajata tha ...sab apne ghar me chale gaye ...fufa nikal gaya station..school se 10 kmse bhi door uske ghar se 12 km ke aas pass...station se pehle pata nahi kya choo ke wapas aata tha....ye baat april may ka hgai shayd....
fufa ke jeevan me bhi kaand ka bharmaar laga hua hai..
std 8 me usse thik se jaan aki wo kya bala hai ...class khatam hone ke baad table todta tha..cupboard kabad deta tha...isi me mazzaa aata tha usse....
std 9 me usse koi poem recite karna tha..(ek aur baat fufa ka hindi angrezi sab barabar tha..matlab ki samjh me naa aane waala..) english ka mitchelle miss samne khadi thi taaki thik se bole...fufa chaloo hua2 line bola kissi ko kuch ka samjh me aaya...fir bola aur miss ke muh pe thukna chaloo kiya ....miss to waha se kat li aur fufa ko baitha di....
ek aur baat fufa ka naam junglii bhi hai..
ek baar games period me bali,hum ,fufa aur bhi koi gawah tha kya.shayad shankar tha...tigga ke office ke pass me ped ke neeche baithe the...bali fufa ke saath mazak kar diya aur uska shorts ko kheech ke neeche sarka diya...fufa thehra jungli...tempo me aa gaya...sala poora pant khol ke angpardarshan karne laga...pahunch gaya tigga...mukulwa ko dekha aur bola aii aii mukul ...hmm hmm give u one..sala kuch bhi poora nahi bola...humlog ko laga kahin sala tigga ko bhi na dikha de apna kariya kariya...phir tigga daudaya usko....
sabse mast kand to std 10 me hua tha..mehrotra miss thi eng teacher....(phir eng aaya :))
wo class me kuch kuch funda de rahi thi yad to nahi ki kya padha rahi thi us din...lekin humlog kuch nahi sun rahe the..hum the ,jutte,zia 10 b.
bas sunai diya ki boli LIFE IS PRECIOUS TO EVERYONE.....
thodi der baad fufa ka awaaz sunai de raha hi ..kuch kuch latpata ke bol rah hai...
pehle bola no misssss i jump from tress....ask my friend parived....le laura...miss mere sse poochi humko kya pata ki kaha se kooda hai..bol diye yes madam...phir hum log muh chupa ke hasne lage...ab debate chaloo ho gaya miss apne stand pe ki life is...fufa ki nahii....ab fufaa ka examples sunie....i jump from tress.....my handle is looj..my breakes fail..ambassador...dhakka...hospitall..i die ....my father mother cry..(rhyming dekha)...hum log hus hus ke pagal hue jaa rahe the..fufa ka chehra ek baar dekh leta us samay rona rona ho gaya tha....miss bhi psyche ho gayi thi...haar maan ke fufa ji ko baitha di....
ek baat aur...fufa ka ghar 6 me tha..lekin wo apne saath chuutii ke baad nikal leta tha...jo ki opp dir me tha...cycle pe...wahi break fail wala.loj wala ..:) 3-4 km tak apna sabka ghar aajata tha ...sab apne ghar me chale gaye ...fufa nikal gaya station..school se 10 kmse bhi door uske ghar se 12 km ke aas pass...station se pehle pata nahi kya choo ke wapas aata tha....ye baat april may ka hgai shayd....
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
science congress ke kaand extended version
hum log non conventional sources of energy par project bana rahe the....sala iske liye pahle kuchh written submit karna thha ....to hum aur paria geography book aur kisi science book se chhap ke thhoda apne words me lik diye.....
sala sun rahe thhe ki ankitwa koi bakchod type ka kuchh naya aawishkar kar raha hai....humlog ko laga ki apna kuchh khaas chanas nahi hai.....par pata chala ki sab teacher ko humlog ka pilan pasand aaya hai......
aur hum log ka abhiyan shuru ho gaya.....is dauran ek baar koi complain kiya ki humlog bunk kar ke ghumte rahte hain to humlog bole ki thhoda der ke liye high jump practice kar rahe thhhe.....to michelle jonston chacha ko gariyayi ki WHAT WERE YOU DOING ....DEEP JUMP EMPTYING THE PIT...sala bahut ghor beizzati ki.......
humlog ka hardware ENGINEER paria tha....pata nahi kya banaye thhe sala motor utor lagaya thha paria aur kuchh concept tha ki pani well se nikal ke aisa hi kuchh thha...are paria is ko CLARIFY KARNA ...YA JISKO BHI YAAD HO......sala must carpentry bhi dikhaya thha.....
is dauran humlogon ne socha ki research kar liya jaye...bahut chij soche the banane ke baare me....jaise ki solar cell ko dikhana kaise solar energy ko elect energy me convert karta hai aur concave mirror use kar ke light energy focus kar ke pani garam kar ke steam turbine chalana......(chhota model in sabka)....
sala plasticene ...torch ka bulb...battery holder....file....aur bhibahut kuchh kharide thhe....
sala HAKWA BHONSRI KUCHH KAAM KA NAHI THHA sala pata nahi kya kya idea deta rahta thha ...sala SCIENCE MAGAZINE ME NIKALA THHA KUCHH KI HARA PATA SE KUCHH ENERGY NIKALNE KA EXP .....SALA PHY LAB GAYE WAHAN KUCHH BHI NAHI HUA.....pata nahi kkya ho raha thha kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha thha....
sala isi bich battery tod ke usse Zn plate nikalna tha.....sala isi me haath me carbon lag gaya aur budhwa haathh dho ke phy lab ka tauliya me pochh diya....is baat pe baldeo fuffa gariyaya budhwa ko aur ghor insult kiya.....
sala haka humlog ko kaun kaun saa bachha ka exp wala kitab dikhate rahta thha aur kuchh kuchh idea dete rahta thha...sala kuchh samajh aata thha nahi....kyabolta thha.....DC ya sala humlog ka guide type kuchh bana thha...BOLTA HAI PADIVED KADNA AASAN HAI PAR KADWANA BAHUT MUSKIL HAI...
sala humlog ka 1st semester aa gaya ...pahle science congress ka date dusserah ka chhutti ke baad thha par kisi karan se prepone ho gaya....TO HUMLOG SE KAHA GAYA KI AGAR HUMLOG KHUD JANA CHAHTE HAIN TO JA SAKTE HAIN PAR SCHOOL NAHI LE JAAYEGA...KYUNKI CHHUTTI KE BICH PAD RAHA THA...
humlog kaun sa man thha.....sala sab saaman bhi baante aur paisa bhi mil gaya wapa....budhwa ko file aur torch ka bulb mila....shankarwa ko plasticene...humko battery holder ....sala abhi bhi wo battery holder mere pas pada hua hai......
haan to science congress ke liye humlog plan banate thhe ki sat sun ko city park me milenge wahan mil ke saala discuss kya karenge sab ek doosre ka mazak udate rahta thha.....ek baar sab log bokaro library gaye...BUDHWA KO AAGE KAR DIYE HUMLOG CHALAKI KAR KE...BUDHWA SHARMA RAHA THA....SALA JO LIBRARIAN THI POOCHHI KIS SCHOOL KE HO....TAB BUDHWA KA INSULT KAR KE BOLI KI HAMARE BACHCHE BHI ST XAVIERS ME PADHE HAIN WAHAN KE BACHCHE ITNE UNSMART TO NAHI HOTE.....hum,log budhwa ka khub mazak udaye.....
ek aur kaand hai....sala science congress me biogas kaisa bana sakte hain iska bhi exp karna thha....sala budhwa to kaam saunpa gaya gobar lane ka ...kyunki uske ghar ke bagal me khatal hai.....doosre din budhwa gobar le aaya aur saara class mahka diya ...sab usko gariya raha thha.....
fir humlog ko ek jo jangli paudha har jagah ug jaata hai...jiska white fool hota hai....uska fool tod ke lana thha.....biology lab me humlog sab material jama kar rahe thhe.....budhwa ka fir insult hua ...wo poora paudha hi ukhad ke le aaya tha...VIRENDRA (BIO LAB ASSISTANT) USKA MAZAK UDA DIYA KI KOI COMMON SENSE NAHI HAI.....
lab assistant ke dwara budhwa se jyada kisi ka insult nahi hua hoga......
FIR HUM LOG CHEM LAB GAYE HEAT KARNE FLAST ME ...SALA CONICAL FLASK AUR TRIPOD STAND LIYE GHANTA BHAR HEAT KIYE PAR GOBAR GAS NAHI BANA.....ye bhi exp fail ho gaya....
PAR YAAR SCIENCE CONGRESS KA TAIYARI BADA MAZEDAAR RAHA .....ab yaad karte hain to bahuut mazza aata haito aise hamara science congress ka mission abandon ho gaya....
sala sun rahe thhe ki ankitwa koi bakchod type ka kuchh naya aawishkar kar raha hai....humlog ko laga ki apna kuchh khaas chanas nahi hai.....par pata chala ki sab teacher ko humlog ka pilan pasand aaya hai......
aur hum log ka abhiyan shuru ho gaya.....is dauran ek baar koi complain kiya ki humlog bunk kar ke ghumte rahte hain to humlog bole ki thhoda der ke liye high jump practice kar rahe thhhe.....to michelle jonston chacha ko gariyayi ki WHAT WERE YOU DOING ....DEEP JUMP EMPTYING THE PIT...sala bahut ghor beizzati ki.......
humlog ka hardware ENGINEER paria tha....pata nahi kya banaye thhe sala motor utor lagaya thha paria aur kuchh concept tha ki pani well se nikal ke aisa hi kuchh thha...are paria is ko CLARIFY KARNA ...YA JISKO BHI YAAD HO......sala must carpentry bhi dikhaya thha.....
is dauran humlogon ne socha ki research kar liya jaye...bahut chij soche the banane ke baare me....jaise ki solar cell ko dikhana kaise solar energy ko elect energy me convert karta hai aur concave mirror use kar ke light energy focus kar ke pani garam kar ke steam turbine chalana......(chhota model in sabka)....
sala plasticene ...torch ka bulb...battery holder....file....aur bhibahut kuchh kharide thhe....
sala HAKWA BHONSRI KUCHH KAAM KA NAHI THHA sala pata nahi kya kya idea deta rahta thha ...sala SCIENCE MAGAZINE ME NIKALA THHA KUCHH KI HARA PATA SE KUCHH ENERGY NIKALNE KA EXP .....SALA PHY LAB GAYE WAHAN KUCHH BHI NAHI HUA.....pata nahi kkya ho raha thha kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha thha....
sala isi bich battery tod ke usse Zn plate nikalna tha.....sala isi me haath me carbon lag gaya aur budhwa haathh dho ke phy lab ka tauliya me pochh diya....is baat pe baldeo fuffa gariyaya budhwa ko aur ghor insult kiya.....
sala haka humlog ko kaun kaun saa bachha ka exp wala kitab dikhate rahta thha aur kuchh kuchh idea dete rahta thha...sala kuchh samajh aata thha nahi....kyabolta thha.....DC ya sala humlog ka guide type kuchh bana thha...BOLTA HAI PADIVED KADNA AASAN HAI PAR KADWANA BAHUT MUSKIL HAI...
sala humlog ka 1st semester aa gaya ...pahle science congress ka date dusserah ka chhutti ke baad thha par kisi karan se prepone ho gaya....TO HUMLOG SE KAHA GAYA KI AGAR HUMLOG KHUD JANA CHAHTE HAIN TO JA SAKTE HAIN PAR SCHOOL NAHI LE JAAYEGA...KYUNKI CHHUTTI KE BICH PAD RAHA THA...
humlog kaun sa man thha.....sala sab saaman bhi baante aur paisa bhi mil gaya wapa....budhwa ko file aur torch ka bulb mila....shankarwa ko plasticene...humko battery holder ....sala abhi bhi wo battery holder mere pas pada hua hai......
haan to science congress ke liye humlog plan banate thhe ki sat sun ko city park me milenge wahan mil ke saala discuss kya karenge sab ek doosre ka mazak udate rahta thha.....ek baar sab log bokaro library gaye...BUDHWA KO AAGE KAR DIYE HUMLOG CHALAKI KAR KE...BUDHWA SHARMA RAHA THA....SALA JO LIBRARIAN THI POOCHHI KIS SCHOOL KE HO....TAB BUDHWA KA INSULT KAR KE BOLI KI HAMARE BACHCHE BHI ST XAVIERS ME PADHE HAIN WAHAN KE BACHCHE ITNE UNSMART TO NAHI HOTE.....hum,log budhwa ka khub mazak udaye.....
ek aur kaand hai....sala science congress me biogas kaisa bana sakte hain iska bhi exp karna thha....sala budhwa to kaam saunpa gaya gobar lane ka ...kyunki uske ghar ke bagal me khatal hai.....doosre din budhwa gobar le aaya aur saara class mahka diya ...sab usko gariya raha thha.....
fir humlog ko ek jo jangli paudha har jagah ug jaata hai...jiska white fool hota hai....uska fool tod ke lana thha.....biology lab me humlog sab material jama kar rahe thhe.....budhwa ka fir insult hua ...wo poora paudha hi ukhad ke le aaya tha...VIRENDRA (BIO LAB ASSISTANT) USKA MAZAK UDA DIYA KI KOI COMMON SENSE NAHI HAI.....
lab assistant ke dwara budhwa se jyada kisi ka insult nahi hua hoga......
FIR HUM LOG CHEM LAB GAYE HEAT KARNE FLAST ME ...SALA CONICAL FLASK AUR TRIPOD STAND LIYE GHANTA BHAR HEAT KIYE PAR GOBAR GAS NAHI BANA.....ye bhi exp fail ho gaya....
PAR YAAR SCIENCE CONGRESS KA TAIYARI BADA MAZEDAAR RAHA .....ab yaad karte hain to bahuut mazza aata haito aise hamara science congress ka mission abandon ho gaya....
9a science congress.......
aur yahi wo class thaa jis me science congress karne ki koshish ki thi.......humlog shaayaad kuch energy consevation kaa banaa rahe the...........pataa nahi ye cancel kyun ho gayaa thaa........par isi bahaane hamne thok bhaav me bunk maaraa thaa.........shuru me hisaab rakhte the ki kitna period bunke hain par baad me hisaab rakhnaa bhi mushkil ho gayaa thaa...........humlog meeting tme rakhte the.........budhwaa doosre section me thaa........meeting time me budhwaa humlog ko khojtaa aur paataa ki humlog library me sportstar padh rahe hain........khoob gariyaataa........phir is project ke liye humne khoob raw material khareedaa aur sabkaa jyaadaa bhaav ka raseed banvaa liyaa......baad me project nahi hua to paisa aur samaan sab apnaa ho gayaa........isi dauraan ek baar humlog bok lib gaye to wahaan ke librarian ne budhwaa ko bolaa ki kitnaa unsmart ladkaa hai........phir ek baar budhwaa physics lab me battery ko tod taad ke uskaa kaalikh taulia me poch diya to baldeo fufa gussa gayaa........to budhwaa usko sorry bolaa.......phir ek baar birendar chaa ne budhwaa ko jhaadi ukhaad ke laane ko bolaa bio gas banaane ke liye.......humlog ka bio gas kabhi nahi banaa........
some more of 9a
humlogo ne class me taali bajaane ka naya dhandhaa shuru kiya thaa.........bematlab ka taali bajaa do........ek din aise hi taali baj rahaa thaa ki belua ne robot ko taali bajaate hue pakad liya aur de ghumaa ke galchatti maaraa........ek aur baat is class ki.....is class me kisi ka tiffin surakchit nahi rehtaa thaa...........by the time it was time for the first break, a lot of people would find their tiffins empty.............phir lunch me hum log gadhaa peet khelaa karte the........to humlog ka ye tamaashaa dekhne ladki log bhi aayaa karti thi.........aur phir simranwaa tarah tarah ke kartab dikhaayaa kartaa thaa.....next post me science congress ke kuch kaand......
9 A ke kuchh aur kaand......
humlogon ko maths me ek project mila thha banane ke liye.....chatterjee sala hindi period me project ka kaam kar raha thha.......
belua pakad liya sale ko.....aur ulta haath se ek jhaap rasid diya.......
fir project wala file fadne ka koshish karne laga sala fatta kaise plastic ka tha....belua poora mehnat kiya par ....kewal mud hi paaya aur kuchh nahi.....
Belua ka ek aur kissa hai ki wo tanmay mitra(mutra)....ko shaktiman , chhakka panja aisa kukchh bol diya thha.....cbi(neha poddar) ko hajam nahi hua aur uska michelle johnston se complain kar di.....wo shayad kuchh boli hogi belua ko....wo sala senti ho gaya aur aankh lal karke doosre din class me aake sabko daanta.......
EK BAHUT BADA KAAND HUA THA JISSE CHATTERJEE BAHUT FAMOUS HO GAYA ........AUR USKA NAAM PAD GAYA "PADAUDIYA".......
fete ke baad class me table kam ho gaya tha to.....hum log 5-7 log 2 table jod ke uske charo or baithe hue the.....shayad eng ka class chal raha tha.....tabhi jor ka awaz aaya aur badbu bhi......chatterjee bolta hai ki table ka awaz hai.....sala humlog ko boka bana raha tha.....par pratyakcha ko pramana kya......sala pakda gaya aur sala padaudi ke naam se badnam ho gaya......
ek bada chutiya teacher thha banno sala bahut bakchodi me rahta thha.....sala coriolis force samjhane ke liye ball ko pankha pe maar diya thha.....aur aisa hi aur pata nahi kya kya karta tha.....sala map me bolta thha ki galat mark kiya hai.....aur 1mm displace kar ke bolta thha ki ye sahi posiion hai.......
sala hum log ka 1st chapter thha geography ka class 8 me planets par usme sabka orbital time period me kuchh min aur sec badal ke naya stats bana ke likhwa diya aur kahta hai ki .....I HAVE GOT THESE FIGURES FROM NASA......wo sala geography lab bhi banane ka wayeda kiya tha...sala aaj tak ek geo room bhi nahi bana hai......sala chutiya PT teacher se pata nahi kaise geo teacher ban gaya.....
class me hamesha hi kuchh na kuchh hote rahta tha.....
jaise inderpal ka benu khanna ke pass ja ke sat jana aur fir benu khanna ka usko ungli dika kar dur karna......
lunch me khel ke aane ke baad teachers se sunna ...you all sweating like pig.....
CHITRAMANI MISS KA ----- thanks to chlorine bolna........
CHERIAN ka poochhna do you want me to teach or not aur hum log ka bol dena .....NO MISS ......jab ki baaki section me sabka si ncerely biology padhna.....
9/A ke end me MICHELLE ko rula ke farewell dena......bahut student sabke life me ghusti thi....sala kiska affair kiske saathh hai janne me bahut interest thha usko.....humlog ko to l;agta thha ki DC iya usko line marta hai.....sala hamesha usse baat karte rahti thi......
koi ladka usko gariya diya thha uar wo shayad sun li thhi to usko bahut kharab laga.....to last dinon me saali CBI jakhm pe namak chhidak rahi thi ....ki miss plz tell what did that boy say to you....aur michelle emotional hoke rone lagi.....
....sala khalasi aur sattu ko bahut manti thhi.....shankarwa pe to fida thhia pata nahi kyun....sala jitna kam bhav deta thha utna hi manti thhi...sala humko to lagta hai shankarwa ko line deti thhi......
ek baar sala recitation test le rahi thhi.....shankarwa bada safai ke saath sala book se hi reading maar diya ....saala pakdata nahi par kuchh kamini janta hasne lagi aur sala michelle samajh gayi.......
belua pakad liya sale ko.....aur ulta haath se ek jhaap rasid diya.......
fir project wala file fadne ka koshish karne laga sala fatta kaise plastic ka tha....belua poora mehnat kiya par ....kewal mud hi paaya aur kuchh nahi.....
Belua ka ek aur kissa hai ki wo tanmay mitra(mutra)....ko shaktiman , chhakka panja aisa kukchh bol diya thha.....cbi(neha poddar) ko hajam nahi hua aur uska michelle johnston se complain kar di.....wo shayad kuchh boli hogi belua ko....wo sala senti ho gaya aur aankh lal karke doosre din class me aake sabko daanta.......
EK BAHUT BADA KAAND HUA THA JISSE CHATTERJEE BAHUT FAMOUS HO GAYA ........AUR USKA NAAM PAD GAYA "PADAUDIYA".......
fete ke baad class me table kam ho gaya tha to.....hum log 5-7 log 2 table jod ke uske charo or baithe hue the.....shayad eng ka class chal raha tha.....tabhi jor ka awaz aaya aur badbu bhi......chatterjee bolta hai ki table ka awaz hai.....sala humlog ko boka bana raha tha.....par pratyakcha ko pramana kya......sala pakda gaya aur sala padaudi ke naam se badnam ho gaya......
ek bada chutiya teacher thha banno sala bahut bakchodi me rahta thha.....sala coriolis force samjhane ke liye ball ko pankha pe maar diya thha.....aur aisa hi aur pata nahi kya kya karta tha.....sala map me bolta thha ki galat mark kiya hai.....aur 1mm displace kar ke bolta thha ki ye sahi posiion hai.......
sala hum log ka 1st chapter thha geography ka class 8 me planets par usme sabka orbital time period me kuchh min aur sec badal ke naya stats bana ke likhwa diya aur kahta hai ki .....I HAVE GOT THESE FIGURES FROM NASA......wo sala geography lab bhi banane ka wayeda kiya tha...sala aaj tak ek geo room bhi nahi bana hai......sala chutiya PT teacher se pata nahi kaise geo teacher ban gaya.....
class me hamesha hi kuchh na kuchh hote rahta tha.....
jaise inderpal ka benu khanna ke pass ja ke sat jana aur fir benu khanna ka usko ungli dika kar dur karna......
lunch me khel ke aane ke baad teachers se sunna ...you all sweating like pig.....
CHITRAMANI MISS KA ----- thanks to chlorine bolna........
CHERIAN ka poochhna do you want me to teach or not aur hum log ka bol dena .....NO MISS ......jab ki baaki section me sabka si ncerely biology padhna.....
9/A ke end me MICHELLE ko rula ke farewell dena......bahut student sabke life me ghusti thi....sala kiska affair kiske saathh hai janne me bahut interest thha usko.....humlog ko to l;agta thha ki DC iya usko line marta hai.....sala hamesha usse baat karte rahti thi......
koi ladka usko gariya diya thha uar wo shayad sun li thhi to usko bahut kharab laga.....to last dinon me saali CBI jakhm pe namak chhidak rahi thi ....ki miss plz tell what did that boy say to you....aur michelle emotional hoke rone lagi.....
....sala khalasi aur sattu ko bahut manti thhi.....shankarwa pe to fida thhia pata nahi kyun....sala jitna kam bhav deta thha utna hi manti thhi...sala humko to lagta hai shankarwa ko line deti thhi......
ek baar sala recitation test le rahi thhi.....shankarwa bada safai ke saath sala book se hi reading maar diya ....saala pakdata nahi par kuchh kamini janta hasne lagi aur sala michelle samajh gayi.......
mausa aka aakash ki isshhlip of tongue.........
mausa std 11 se hamare saath rehne laga tha....shuru me to kuch bol na pata tha..jaha kuch bola ki turat koi na koi usse lapet leta tha...wo chup ho jaata tha...phir 11th ke ant me tempo me aa gaya..bola ki ab hum log bade ho gaye hain..ab gaali uli dena chahiye...ab bolne bhi laga tha..lekin baar baar slip of tongue..
ek bar kisi ko gussa ke bola ki sunai nahi deta kya?kaan ka PADRA phat gaya hai kya?
darjeeling ke trip pe uska jutta itna gamak reha tha ki sab pareshaan ho gaye the...humne uska jutaa bathroom me rakhwa diya...wo roz usme powder daalta ..ek baar machar maarne wala spray leke aaya tha ..wo bhi uske jutta me marwaya tha humne....
kisi ke sawal ke jawab me mausa bola ki ...maine to bathroom ko moja me phenk diya hai...
football khelte samay jab ball uske pair me lag ke bahar gayi to bola ki BALL MERE PAIR SE DUPLICATE (deflect) NAHI HUA HAI......
ek baar bali ki didi ke shaadi me to usne ultimate dialogue dlivery diya tha...
khane ke baad budhwa coffee peene gaya to coffee nahi tha ...wapas aaya budhwa...mausa suna to bola ki COFFEE REHNE PE TO KOI BHI PII LETA HAI..AR NAHI REHNE PAR JO COFFEE PII LE WO BAAZIGAR HOTA HAI...ye dialogue sun ke hum log mausa ko dialogue delivery ka god maanne lage hain...
NOTE:isi shaadi me budhwa kurta jhaad ke utra tha...paan khane ke baad poora josh me tha...hum log bakchodi kar rahe the ...achanak se budhwa bhi kuch bolne ko aaya aur hua kya?SAARA PAAN KA PIRKI APNA KURTA PE DAAL LIYA..humlog usko dekh kar 15 min tak haste rahe the.....
ek bar kisi ko gussa ke bola ki sunai nahi deta kya?kaan ka PADRA phat gaya hai kya?
darjeeling ke trip pe uska jutta itna gamak reha tha ki sab pareshaan ho gaye the...humne uska jutaa bathroom me rakhwa diya...wo roz usme powder daalta ..ek baar machar maarne wala spray leke aaya tha ..wo bhi uske jutta me marwaya tha humne....
kisi ke sawal ke jawab me mausa bola ki ...maine to bathroom ko moja me phenk diya hai...
football khelte samay jab ball uske pair me lag ke bahar gayi to bola ki BALL MERE PAIR SE DUPLICATE (deflect) NAHI HUA HAI......
ek baar bali ki didi ke shaadi me to usne ultimate dialogue dlivery diya tha...
khane ke baad budhwa coffee peene gaya to coffee nahi tha ...wapas aaya budhwa...mausa suna to bola ki COFFEE REHNE PE TO KOI BHI PII LETA HAI..AR NAHI REHNE PAR JO COFFEE PII LE WO BAAZIGAR HOTA HAI...ye dialogue sun ke hum log mausa ko dialogue delivery ka god maanne lage hain...
NOTE:isi shaadi me budhwa kurta jhaad ke utra tha...paan khane ke baad poora josh me tha...hum log bakchodi kar rahe the ...achanak se budhwa bhi kuch bolne ko aaya aur hua kya?SAARA PAAN KA PIRKI APNA KURTA PE DAAL LIYA..humlog usko dekh kar 15 min tak haste rahe the.....
9 A ke kuch aur kisse........
isee saal republic day ke avsar par bokaro lib ke aage hamaaraa march pasht hua thaa jiskaa chief guest samres singh thaa........sab chutiya sab is march pasht ke liye volunteer kiyaa thaa......is march pasht ke liye hum log subah subah class shuru hone ke pehle nikal jaate the......march pasht khatam to pehle period tak hi ho jaataa thaa par hum log aur do period ke liye wahaan ruk kar jhaalmudi phaankaa karte the.......aur phir shaam ke teen period bhi aise hi bunk......
is class me humne lagbhag sabhi teachers ko rulaa diyaa thaa.......ek baar chitra sen(math teacher) chittranjan ko boli ki he does not have a pencil jis par hum log sb hus pade aur chitra sen gussa gayi........is saal chacha aur mere me khoob cheetakashi hua karta tha......roj kuch naya dialouge nikaltaa thaa........baaki section waalo ko humne paresaan kar diya thaa...............class party me humlog tekker se aane ka plan banaaye to poore batch me sab paresaan ho gaya.....class ke chor ko pakadne ke liye roj kuch naa kuch trap banaayaa karti thi ladki sab......isee saal jutte ko koi chitthi bhi milee thi.....robot ankit ko humne buri tarah paresaan kar diya thaa........waise he is credited with discovering new elements like brodium and also making a robot with match boxes(hence his name robot)......hum,paria,jutte,budhwaa aur chacha cycle se saath saath jaayaa karte the.......ghar pahuchne ke pehle humlog ka do shtop hua karta thaa......ek city park ke paas jahaan budhwaa rehtaa thaa aur ek prithulwaa ke ghar ke saamne.......raastaa bhar hum log bakchodi karte hue jaate the.......
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
STD NINE...........
class teacher :mitchelle johnstone
section same as in std 8...isliye sabki dosti jyada gehri ho gayo thi...sab ke sab harami ban gaye the.....achanak se class me chori badh gayi thi..iske liye clas teacher ne ek cbi ki team banayi thi headed by neha powder....50 students me se 20 log isi team me the...saaala pata nahi chor bhi hoga isi me...to pakda kon jayega...ek baar belu ke class me sab tali maarne lage the...to belu ne robot ko pakad liya ..to wo hakla ke bola ki sir wo wo parived quiz me .....itne me hi ek tamacha laga diya....class me sab chupp...
picnic bhi khoob hua tha 9 me....saala jharkhand state isi year bana tha isliye pata nahi ugrawadiyon ke darr se picnic school ke big field me hi hua tha..khane ka order sab teachers ne hi kiya tha....baad me khana kam pad gaya tha...shayad fufa ke karan sab pel pel ke khaye the...to studentd sab studapa me teachers se bole ki hum isse kam pase me isse achha bandobast kar dete ...sab apna funda de raha tha...kuch der me 2 teacher rone lagi....kuch chaos hua tha...hum log jaldi khaa pee ke kat liye thee...
sala class me kon kon yha yaad hai naa
ZIA ,KHALASI,BALIA,HUM JUTTE ,SHANKAR,FUFA ,CHACHA,PRATTEKWA,BANSAL,SIMRANWA,ROBOT,INDERPAL SAB KE ITEM LOG.....
section same as in std 8...isliye sabki dosti jyada gehri ho gayo thi...sab ke sab harami ban gaye the.....achanak se class me chori badh gayi thi..iske liye clas teacher ne ek cbi ki team banayi thi headed by neha powder....50 students me se 20 log isi team me the...saaala pata nahi chor bhi hoga isi me...to pakda kon jayega...ek baar belu ke class me sab tali maarne lage the...to belu ne robot ko pakad liya ..to wo hakla ke bola ki sir wo wo parived quiz me .....itne me hi ek tamacha laga diya....class me sab chupp...
picnic bhi khoob hua tha 9 me....saala jharkhand state isi year bana tha isliye pata nahi ugrawadiyon ke darr se picnic school ke big field me hi hua tha..khane ka order sab teachers ne hi kiya tha....baad me khana kam pad gaya tha...shayad fufa ke karan sab pel pel ke khaye the...to studentd sab studapa me teachers se bole ki hum isse kam pase me isse achha bandobast kar dete ...sab apna funda de raha tha...kuch der me 2 teacher rone lagi....kuch chaos hua tha...hum log jaldi khaa pee ke kat liye thee...
sala class me kon kon yha yaad hai naa
ZIA ,KHALASI,BALIA,HUM JUTTE ,SHANKAR,FUFA ,CHACHA,PRATTEKWA,BANSAL,SIMRANWA,ROBOT,INDERPAL SAB KE ITEM LOG.....
Sunday, January 14, 2007
aise the hamaare teachers....
BANNO- Banarjee sir.....waise inka 4 me ek ladies tailor ke dukaan bhi hai...maine inse ghamaa khaayaa hua hai.......'ye ho ho kya hai re?'....ye to sab ko yaad hoga hi.......
DC-Deepak chaudhry- ye saalaa tauliaa me tuition padhaa ke khoob paisa kamaayaaa.....some interesting comments by/about him:- 'r u sitting or shitting deepak'- by madhushree....'jusht ij the white with black dots'- by me coz i caught him peeping somewhere.....'karne se jyaadaa majaa karwaane me aataa hai(with r pronounced as hindi waalaa rd)'-during one of the science congress sessions....
AD-anita das.....inko salary bekaar ka miltaa thaa.....saaraa question aur concept jutte sehi poochti thi........
Nagraj-Tigga.......ye naam pataa nahi ise kisne diyaa par hai jabardast........isne ek baar kisi ko 360 degree ghuma diya thaa............aur ek baar pankhaa butaane/jalaane ke jurm me kisi ko galchatti jamaayaa thaa.abhiyukt apne aap ko pehchaante hi honge......
Chaunkaa daal-Jeffeory.......isne ek baar daadhi mooch ko boundary wall jump karte pakad liya thaa.......aur ek baar assembly me chacha ko ghamaa jamaayaa thaa.....
Belu-U.K.Jha......ye saalaa bahut chutiaa teacher thaa be.....ek baar isne tanmay mutraa ko chchakkaa keh diya thaa jis par cbi ne bawaal kar diya thaa......
Pattu- Patnaik bhosdiwaalaa...........'why loaf?'....'i have 2 daughters and both are girls'....
Mohnaa/bilaaouj........Mohan Ajaad......ye saalaa school me sleeveless blouse pahin ke aataa thaa....bachcha log ko bolta thaa ki wo tulsi pattaa kha khaakar amar ho gaya hai.....'moneetrej, bring their diareej'......'father give him tc'........'both of u three come here'....
Shuklaa ji.........inko ek baar simran ne jhaadi me mutte hue dekh liyaa thaa.....aur phir school me sabko renact karke bataayaa thaa........inkaa famous dialouge.....'beta bada kamina ho gaya hai'.........inke baare me bahut kuch hai likhne ko par jagah kam hai........
Popli- ye apne school ki sabse maal teacher........iske baare me famous thaa ki ye bokaro club me 2 piece me swimming kartee thi.......humlog iske ghar ke aage peeche chakkar lagaayaa karte the to bolti thi ki i saw some rowdies from my class outside my house.........
Cherian- ek baar budhwaa saalaa road par kisi ko cherian samajh kar bhaagte bhaagte gali par chalaa gayaa thaa..........
Asmanjaa- Asmanjas Sarkaar........'mota moti theek to'........ye saalaa apne tuition me question leek kartaa thaa........
ye to kuch hi teachers hai apne school ke.........
DC-Deepak chaudhry- ye saalaa tauliaa me tuition padhaa ke khoob paisa kamaayaaa.....some interesting comments by/about him:- 'r u sitting or shitting deepak'- by madhushree....'jusht ij the white with black dots'- by me coz i caught him peeping somewhere.....'karne se jyaadaa majaa karwaane me aataa hai(with r pronounced as hindi waalaa rd)'-during one of the science congress sessions....
AD-anita das.....inko salary bekaar ka miltaa thaa.....saaraa question aur concept jutte sehi poochti thi........
Nagraj-Tigga.......ye naam pataa nahi ise kisne diyaa par hai jabardast........isne ek baar kisi ko 360 degree ghuma diya thaa............aur ek baar pankhaa butaane/jalaane ke jurm me kisi ko galchatti jamaayaa thaa.abhiyukt apne aap ko pehchaante hi honge......
Chaunkaa daal-Jeffeory.......isne ek baar daadhi mooch ko boundary wall jump karte pakad liya thaa.......aur ek baar assembly me chacha ko ghamaa jamaayaa thaa.....
Belu-U.K.Jha......ye saalaa bahut chutiaa teacher thaa be.....ek baar isne tanmay mutraa ko chchakkaa keh diya thaa jis par cbi ne bawaal kar diya thaa......
Pattu- Patnaik bhosdiwaalaa...........'why loaf?'....'i have 2 daughters and both are girls'....
Mohnaa/bilaaouj........Mohan Ajaad......ye saalaa school me sleeveless blouse pahin ke aataa thaa....bachcha log ko bolta thaa ki wo tulsi pattaa kha khaakar amar ho gaya hai.....'moneetrej, bring their diareej'......'father give him tc'........'both of u three come here'....
Shuklaa ji.........inko ek baar simran ne jhaadi me mutte hue dekh liyaa thaa.....aur phir school me sabko renact karke bataayaa thaa........inkaa famous dialouge.....'beta bada kamina ho gaya hai'.........inke baare me bahut kuch hai likhne ko par jagah kam hai........
Popli- ye apne school ki sabse maal teacher........iske baare me famous thaa ki ye bokaro club me 2 piece me swimming kartee thi.......humlog iske ghar ke aage peeche chakkar lagaayaa karte the to bolti thi ki i saw some rowdies from my class outside my house.........
Cherian- ek baar budhwaa saalaa road par kisi ko cherian samajh kar bhaagte bhaagte gali par chalaa gayaa thaa..........
Asmanjaa- Asmanjas Sarkaar........'mota moti theek to'........ye saalaa apne tuition me question leek kartaa thaa........
ye to kuch hi teachers hai apne school ke.........
Saturday, January 13, 2007
mukul baxla......
fufa ka naam fufa kyun padaa.........kyunki baldev chaa fufa ka fufa lagtaa thaa shaayad..... ek baar fufa ne michelle ke haath se apple/santraa chheen ke kaa liyaa thaa....... fufa ne ek baar class me kuch ambasshdor ke sambandh me kahaa thaa.......koi is par prakash daale... ek baar class me koi kuch elocution yaa kuch bol raha thaa.....to fufa mudi jhukaa ke sut rahaa thaa.....chaunka dal usko dekh liya aur jungli keh kar class se bahar nikaaal diyaa.... fufa shaayad sector 6 se lekar tation tak cycle par jaataa thaa.....pataa nahi kaahe.... ek baar christmas par hum, simran aur bali fufa ke ghar pahunche....to uski didi ne dher saaraa nimki/cake/mithai/aur bhi bahut kuch laakar table par rakhaa.....sochi hogi ki teen log itnaa kya khaayegaa.......par sattu saalaa naak me thoos thoos kar khayaa aur bachaa hua jeb me bhar ke le gayaa...saaraa khaanaa khatam kar diyaa.....later in the day humlogon ne merry christmas ka card khareeda popli ko dene ke liye......par kisi ko himmat nahi hua uske ghar jaakar dene kaa.....to ant me simran gaya dene ke liye......is baat ka koi gawaah nahi thaa ki simran actually uske ghar me ghusa thaa....par wo claim kiya tha ki usne popli ko card diyaa thaa.......
waise hum std 8 ke party ka ek photo daal rahe hain...
Friday, January 12, 2007
std 8 ka party.................
high school me jab party manane ka system shuru hua to....sabhi log kafi excited the....sabhi log sajne ke chakkar me the...pehli party thi bhai....popli class teacher thi apni..lekin sabse jyada koi saja tha to wo ankitwa robot aur budhwa ..tha
dono sala bari coperative me jaake herbal facial karwaya tha...gaur karne ki baat ye hai ki isi party me budhwa ko RASHMI BALA ne propose mara tha....
to budhwa uska wahi pe khare khare counselling kar diya ki abhi tumhara umar hua nahi hai aur maera paar ho gaya hai etc etc...
std 8 ka koi photo dekha hai ..ankitwa sala lag rah hai ki damad hai kisika...
dance to khoob hua tha usme ..jutte nahi aaya tha...shayad upsc ka taiyari kar raha hoga...:)
chacha bhi nahi tha shayd....city park gaya hoga u.. chidiya dekhne...
dono sala bari coperative me jaake herbal facial karwaya tha...gaur karne ki baat ye hai ki isi party me budhwa ko RASHMI BALA ne propose mara tha....
to budhwa uska wahi pe khare khare counselling kar diya ki abhi tumhara umar hua nahi hai aur maera paar ho gaya hai etc etc...
std 8 ka koi photo dekha hai ..ankitwa sala lag rah hai ki damad hai kisika...
dance to khoob hua tha usme ..jutte nahi aaya tha...shayad upsc ka taiyari kar raha hoga...:)
chacha bhi nahi tha shayd....city park gaya hoga u.. chidiya dekhne...
middle school ke kuchh kaand
1)sala class 4/A me the hum chacha ajitwa aur chandanwa......
usi samay se khassiya sala casanova ban raha tha.....sala anwesha roy ke saath chakkar chala raha tha....jauhri miss itna kachche umra me bachchon ko bigadte hue dekhkar chntit ho gayi aur break me khassiya anwesha roy aaur anumita sengupta ko bula ke unlog ka line li......
2)isi class me hum bahut baat karte the to....jauhri miss humse bahut frust ho gayi thi....ek din class me hum saala khali time poochhe the ravia se....sala isi me humko aur ravia ko class ke bahar nikal di.....sala humlog class ke bahar tahal rahe the ki petera jo ki us samay vice principal ha middle school ka humlog ko bula liya aur poochha ki bahar kyun khade ho....
sala ko kuchh sunayi bhi nahi deta tha....sala dara diya humlog ko....naam note kar liya apna BLACK DIARY me......
sala us samay sochte the ki sala blackdiary ka matlab hai ki blacklisted ho jayenge....school me
character certificate kharab kar ke bhejta hai high school me.....
3)ek aur incident hai.....hum sala 1st sem me shayad achha kiye honge ...ya pata nahi ...miss shayad humko manti thi.....
kuchh log ka pronunciation kharab tha....to sala anandwa aur humko incharge banayi unlog ka pronunciation thik karne ke liye....
budhwa bhi sala galat bolta tha.....ek word SOLDIER....SALA SOLDZER KE JAGAH SHOULDIER BOLTA THA........
4) is class me budhwa ek group banaya tha PAANCH PAANDAV ......
sala budhwa blog likho is par prakash daalne ke liye
usi samay se khassiya sala casanova ban raha tha.....sala anwesha roy ke saath chakkar chala raha tha....jauhri miss itna kachche umra me bachchon ko bigadte hue dekhkar chntit ho gayi aur break me khassiya anwesha roy aaur anumita sengupta ko bula ke unlog ka line li......
2)isi class me hum bahut baat karte the to....jauhri miss humse bahut frust ho gayi thi....ek din class me hum saala khali time poochhe the ravia se....sala isi me humko aur ravia ko class ke bahar nikal di.....sala humlog class ke bahar tahal rahe the ki petera jo ki us samay vice principal ha middle school ka humlog ko bula liya aur poochha ki bahar kyun khade ho....
sala ko kuchh sunayi bhi nahi deta tha....sala dara diya humlog ko....naam note kar liya apna BLACK DIARY me......
sala us samay sochte the ki sala blackdiary ka matlab hai ki blacklisted ho jayenge....school me
character certificate kharab kar ke bhejta hai high school me.....
3)ek aur incident hai.....hum sala 1st sem me shayad achha kiye honge ...ya pata nahi ...miss shayad humko manti thi.....
kuchh log ka pronunciation kharab tha....to sala anandwa aur humko incharge banayi unlog ka pronunciation thik karne ke liye....
budhwa bhi sala galat bolta tha.....ek word SOLDIER....SALA SOLDZER KE JAGAH SHOULDIER BOLTA THA........
4) is class me budhwa ek group banaya tha PAANCH PAANDAV ......
sala budhwa blog likho is par prakash daalne ke liye
cut piece..on ka nomenclature......
humlogon ke batch me itna sara talented log thha ki .....apne talented group ko apna talent dikhane ka poora scope mil jata tha............
kuchh bahut hi lokpriya naam is prakar hain---------
BOYYAM ---- ayush pranshu.....prop.....boyyam ka sheesha jaisa mota iske chashme ka sheesha tha
BILLIAM --- ashish srivastava ....ye 4 ya 5 class me poora enthu ke saath elocution me ek poem bola tha ...uska naam shayad FATHER WILLIAM THA....egjactly yaad nahi hai.....sudhar ki jaroorat pad sakti hai
SATTU urf GANWAR ---- bael kisan tripathi ....yaani ki bal krishna tripathi......ek baar humlog lunchbreak me football khel rahe the....to balkrishna ko shayad koi pet me maar diya to.....balia saala bola ki sala subah se kuchh khaye nahi hain......to ZIA AUR SHAFIQURWA bana diya ki sala subah se sattu bhi nahi khaye hain........
aur naam pad gaya SATTU
kuchh bahut hi lokpriya naam is prakar hain---------
BOYYAM ---- ayush pranshu.....prop.....boyyam ka sheesha jaisa mota iske chashme ka sheesha tha
BILLIAM --- ashish srivastava ....ye 4 ya 5 class me poora enthu ke saath elocution me ek poem bola tha ...uska naam shayad FATHER WILLIAM THA....egjactly yaad nahi hai.....sudhar ki jaroorat pad sakti hai
SATTU urf GANWAR ---- bael kisan tripathi ....yaani ki bal krishna tripathi......ek baar humlog lunchbreak me football khel rahe the....to balkrishna ko shayad koi pet me maar diya to.....balia saala bola ki sala subah se kuchh khaye nahi hain......to ZIA AUR SHAFIQURWA bana diya ki sala subah se sattu bhi nahi khaye hain........
aur naam pad gaya SATTU
khassi murga.......
chandan ka naam khassi murga kaise pada???..........
khassi murga jo sabko khassi ki tarah halal kar de............
khassi murga hone ke liye chandanwa is sufficient aur necessary condition ko satisfy karta tha.....
hum log class 9 me ya 10 me rahe honge......us samay humlog lunch break me gadha peet khelte the........simeranwa sala sardar ...hamesha barah baja rahta tha uska..... wo chandanwa ko chidha diya.....gadha peet khelne me dono champion the.....aur rivals......sala chandanwa retaliate kar raha tha par punjabia ko sak nahi paaya......aur gussa gaya....simeran aur chidha diya....
tab chandanwa bahut gusse me aakar usko gariaya aur bola ki sala ghar nahi pahunch payega ...raste me hi kat jayega.......
itna bharpoor talent dekhkar Zaiwa ko naya naam sujha aur usi din se chandanwa ....ban gaya
KHASSI MURGA
khassi murga jo sabko khassi ki tarah halal kar de............
khassi murga hone ke liye chandanwa is sufficient aur necessary condition ko satisfy karta tha.....
hum log class 9 me ya 10 me rahe honge......us samay humlog lunch break me gadha peet khelte the........simeranwa sala sardar ...hamesha barah baja rahta tha uska..... wo chandanwa ko chidha diya.....gadha peet khelne me dono champion the.....aur rivals......sala chandanwa retaliate kar raha tha par punjabia ko sak nahi paaya......aur gussa gaya....simeran aur chidha diya....
tab chandanwa bahut gusse me aakar usko gariaya aur bola ki sala ghar nahi pahunch payega ...raste me hi kat jayega.......
itna bharpoor talent dekhkar Zaiwa ko naya naam sujha aur usi din se chandanwa ....ban gaya
KHASSI MURGA
Sunday, January 7, 2007
innocent days
Hi guys!
I would like to share one incident of middle school which i
can never forget.
We were in class 5 then.I was very ill, suffering from fever,had a
severe headache. And I had Ajit and Prithul both sitting beside me .
I had my head rested in Ajit's lap and both pressed my head to relieve
the pain. We were so innocent then ,had such unselfish friendship ,you
can't even think about such care from anybody now.
We (Ajit and myself) would always become captains of 2
separate sides and would always fight in the game of cricket .It would
seem that we were the greatest enemies, during the game.
But after the game was over we would again become the same
good friends. Nobody would have any grudge as such. Can you think of
such relation.This is the essence of friendship.We forget and forgive
our freinds' mistakes. They might be intentional ,then too.
I found the middle school days more pure and for me they
were the most enjoyable.
We had the 1st lessons on sex in class 5 by our very rangeela budhwa
...it was then that he had been given this name ...for he seemed to be
the most experienced among us.
std 5/c rocked
Ajit do u remember ...how IB complained Tytus miss about
u,prithul,gaurav and myself that we distracetd and disturbed her
while she practised the elocution poem........
and we were so angry .....Our codeword PWP the girls would all be so
curious to know what it meant and we would act so smart ,thinking we
had grown so big,.......and One day when aman came and told that
neha gupta likes one of our group members.....and we started
thinking whether it is ajit......But afterwards aman told that she
liked him... Probably girls like experienced men......
And what happened next was we all were invited by
NG's group to come in a get together.....
UR bhaiya found ur invitation card and u didn't come....in fact none
of us went except aman and 1 or 2 others..
Then during picnic IB, NG and others invited us to play the game of
captions aur hum log itne ganwar the kuch samajh me aa nahi raha tha
ki ho kya raha hai....aur phir wo log hum log ko mithai bhi khilai
thi.......
How when someone wrote a love letter to IB then we suspected
William Brown to ve done that..
it was all so fun and aman's quarrel with AB...
Remember TALI ek haath se nahi bajti and aman banged his hand on the
table to prove this....
How I had given the speech on my favourite teacher....
MR BHARDWAJ ..he is a young man of 30 years age and all such stuff..
and he threw me out of the class for this....as i spoke and laughed
simultaneously....
How during antakshari prithul sung the song from the film
TRIMURTI and made us win ...
So many experiences like that ..man it was such great
funny class STD 5 C...
And how bhardu made shashank and me both 1st though he had 3 marks
more than me...such a thing only bhardu can do...
u,prithul,gaurav and myself that we distracetd and disturbed her
while she practised the elocution poem........
and we were so angry .....Our codeword PWP the girls would all be so
curious to know what it meant and we would act so smart ,thinking we
had grown so big,.......and One day when aman came and told that
neha gupta likes one of our group members.....and we started
thinking whether it is ajit......But afterwards aman told that she
liked him... Probably girls like experienced men......
And what happened next was we all were invited by
NG's group to come in a get together.....
UR bhaiya found ur invitation card and u didn't come....in fact none
of us went except aman and 1 or 2 others..
Then during picnic IB, NG and others invited us to play the game of
captions aur hum log itne ganwar the kuch samajh me aa nahi raha tha
ki ho kya raha hai....aur phir wo log hum log ko mithai bhi khilai
thi.......
How when someone wrote a love letter to IB then we suspected
William Brown to ve done that..
it was all so fun and aman's quarrel with AB...
Remember TALI ek haath se nahi bajti and aman banged his hand on the
table to prove this....
How I had given the speech on my favourite teacher....
MR BHARDWAJ ..he is a young man of 30 years age and all such stuff..
and he threw me out of the class for this....as i spoke and laughed
simultaneously....
How during antakshari prithul sung the song from the film
TRIMURTI and made us win ...
So many experiences like that ..man it was such great
funny class STD 5 C...
And how bhardu made shashank and me both 1st though he had 3 marks
more than me...such a thing only bhardu can do...
.here are a few moments that i remember-
i fondly remember my days in high school when we used
to travel by buses to school. we used to reach about half an hour
before assembly and chacha,i and others like simran and prateek
would sit down and compose dialouges and songs and tell jokes.in std
9 we almost had a new dialouge each day;something like-'kal
hasenge', 'next week', 'inslut','ooooaaaahaaahaaaa',etc.then in the
break time chacha and i used to sit down and write the names of film
stars and then all the boys would join us.chacha and i made a deadly
combo when we used to sit together in class 8.
then we had our science congress(though it never
eventually happened).we used to bunk almost 80% of our classes and
then fool around.we used to buy things for the science congress and
used to get them overpriced by the shopkeeper.in the end we got to
keep both the money and the stuff.
bali and i were seating partners for three
consecutive years in high school.what a time we had.sometimes one of
us said something funny in the middle of the period and then we
would have a laugh riot for the rest of the period.we also used to
devote our treasure of time to the so fruitful task of fooling
around.we would have become familiar to every dog and pig of sector
4-F.
there are so many other things that i can remember
that i will post in the future.
ttly
akash
i fondly remember my days in high school when we used
to travel by buses to school. we used to reach about half an hour
before assembly and chacha,i and others like simran and prateek
would sit down and compose dialouges and songs and tell jokes.in std
9 we almost had a new dialouge each day;something like-'kal
hasenge', 'next week', 'inslut','ooooaaaahaaahaaaa',etc.then in the
break time chacha and i used to sit down and write the names of film
stars and then all the boys would join us.chacha and i made a deadly
combo when we used to sit together in class 8.
then we had our science congress(though it never
eventually happened).we used to bunk almost 80% of our classes and
then fool around.we used to buy things for the science congress and
used to get them overpriced by the shopkeeper.in the end we got to
keep both the money and the stuff.
bali and i were seating partners for three
consecutive years in high school.what a time we had.sometimes one of
us said something funny in the middle of the period and then we
would have a laugh riot for the rest of the period.we also used to
devote our treasure of time to the so fruitful task of fooling
around.we would have become familiar to every dog and pig of sector
4-F.
there are so many other things that i can remember
that i will post in the future.
ttly
akash
ajit kumar urf budhwa ...urf bada budha...urf ethi shishter alias ethi bahin....
budhwa apne group aur mere khayal se apne batch ka sabse popular aadmi hai.....
to budhwa ka naam budhau ya budhwa kaise pada.....baat hai un dinon ki jab humlog padhte the std 5 me.....aur budhwa ke bhaiya 8 class me the....to ajitwa (budhwa) ko shauk hua bhaiya ke biology kitab ko padhne ka.......aur usme bhi reproductive system.....school aake ped ke niche baith ke humlog us din guru gyan de diya...aur hum jaise nanhe munnon ko itni chhoti umra me hi adult bana diya.......
sex aur mar pit aise topics se related ajitwa ke gyan bhandar ko dekhte hue apne umra se kahin jyada baat janne ke karan uska naam "budhwa" rakh diya gaya......
ethi bahin / ethi shishter naam kaise pada is par ab tum log prakash dalo...humko egjactly yaad nahi hai....
to budhwa ka naam budhau ya budhwa kaise pada.....baat hai un dinon ki jab humlog padhte the std 5 me.....aur budhwa ke bhaiya 8 class me the....to ajitwa (budhwa) ko shauk hua bhaiya ke biology kitab ko padhne ka.......aur usme bhi reproductive system.....school aake ped ke niche baith ke humlog us din guru gyan de diya...aur hum jaise nanhe munnon ko itni chhoti umra me hi adult bana diya.......
sex aur mar pit aise topics se related ajitwa ke gyan bhandar ko dekhte hue apne umra se kahin jyada baat janne ke karan uska naam "budhwa" rakh diya gaya......
ethi bahin / ethi shishter naam kaise pada is par ab tum log prakash dalo...humko egjactly yaad nahi hai....
the first posht
By the way, the word posht reminds me of poshtman.Poshtman bole to mausa. Mausa ka sabse bada uplabdhi raha ki wo chauka lagaane ke baad bat ko hawa me ghumaa ghumaa ke naachne lagaa. Ye class 11 ka baat hai. Is ghatnaa ke kuch dino ke baad Ashok Jha sir ne kuch ladkiyon ke mausa ki mitti paleed kar dee. Unhone un ladkiyon ko demonshtrate kar ke dikhaayaa ki mausa kaise naach raha thaa. Is poora ghatnaa ka trajedy ye thaa ki ball boundary ke paar gaya hi nahi thaa.......oooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........
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